50 Ways to Say Goodbye

My heart is paralyzed My head is over sized I'll take the highroad like I should! You said it's meant to be, that it's not you, it's me You're living now for my own good, That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: She went down in airplane... fried getting suntan fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good with goodbyes! She met a shark on the water Fell and no one caught her... i returned everything i ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say goodbye! My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Someday I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She'll think I'm superman Not superminivan how could you leave on yom kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple scion Help me, help me, I'm no good with goodbyes She dried up in the desert.drowned in a hot tub.. Dance to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm no good with that... Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say goodbye! I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to love But you don't want to That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane... Fell getting suntan fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.. Help me, help me, I'm no good with goodbyes! She met a shark underwater Fell and no one caught her.. i returned. everything i ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of. lies.. She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple scion Help me, help me, I'm no good with goodbyes She dried up in the desert.drowned in a hot tub.. Dance to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm no good with that... Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died