How much is that doggie in the window? The one with the ugly face. How much is that doggie in the window? I do believe her name is Sian, not Grace. I must take a trip to California, And leave my poor sweet-heart alone. If he has a doggie, then he won't be lonesome. And the doggie will have a good home. How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggy tail. How much is that doggy in the window? I do hope that doggie's for sale. I read in the paper there are robbers With flashlights shining in the dark. My love needs a doggie to protect him And scare them away with one bark.