Do your ears hand low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears flip, flop, can you use 'em for a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom, are they curly on the top? Can you use 'em for a swatter, can you use 'em for a blotter? Do your ears hand low? Do your ears hand low?