I Love My Daughter (But Not In A Creepy Way) [Commentary]

Daddy's little girl, princess of my world I never knew a beauty like this before So clever and cute, an angel with an attitude I want her, all mine, all of the time I know songs like this can come off weird But there's nothing weird about helping daddy trim his beard Dads do that! 'Cause I love my daughter, but not in a creepy way I just love my daughter—but again, not in a creepy way But there's only one that's got my eye Her feet on my shoes, her hands on my hips Yeah, it's a weird visual, now that I think of it I know lines like that can skeeve people out But when it comes to tickling, woo-hoo! She 'bout to get it now! I'm very careful where I tickle my daughter Never inappropriately I can see how that came out a bit confusingly I just love my daughter But seriously, not in a creepy way One day she'll fall in love, and I'll give her away— Not like I ever had her, what a weird thing to say I can see it now, she'll look just like her Mom— Granted, I did have sex with her Mom— Oh, but this is different-- 'Cause I love my daughter, but not in a love-love way Do you get what I—ugh! What I mean to say is— I'll just stop talking Having a daughter is weird