Earth

What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say: We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home Hi, I'm a baboon I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge Hey, I'm a zebra No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool Am I white or black? I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!) How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!) You drink milk from my tits (Moo) I'm a fat, fucking pig I'm a common fungus I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up And I'm Kanye West We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di We are the vultures, feed on the dead We're just some rhinos, horny as heck I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck? Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo I hop all day, up and down with you I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk What the fuck? I'm a clam! I'm a wolf. Howl! I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah) Giddee-up, let's ride I'm HPV, don't let me in I'm a koala and I sleep all the time So what? It's cute We love you, India We love you, Africa We love the Chinese We forgive you, Germany Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet) We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home) We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet) We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth I'm a man (Hello?) Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?) I've trudged the Earth for so damn long And still don't know shit (What's going on?) I hope it's not a simulation (Huh) Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish But these days, it's like we don't know how to act All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey) Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell Fellas, don't you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy) And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh) So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for? Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth) Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth I love this planet Hey, Russia, we're cool Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara Let's come together and live Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum 우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요 Amamos la tierra 我们爱地球 (We love you, we love you) C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same But we're living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you) Have you ever been to Earth? Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana (We love you, we love you) We're not making music for aliens here Are we gonna die? You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you) I'm not going to lie to you I mean, there's so many people out here who don't believe Global Warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid Unless we get our shit together now