Wear My Hat (Wear My Dub)

Well she came looking for me with her arms open wide Like some long-lost friend of mine She said "excuse me, but do you remember me?" I said "No I, don't believe I do" So she looked me up and down and undressed me with her eyes And she said "you've got everything I need, you've got everything I want" So I said Ok You can wear my hat, you can have my coat You can take my shirt, cos i need don't need it You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks Come on take my bag it's yours If you love it, you can have it if you love it I got no problem if you love it Come on take it if you love it So her friend came up to me with a pen and paper in her hand Expressing some interest in the number of my room She "Excuse me, but do you remember me?" I said "no" she said "can I appeal to you?" So I looked her up and down and realising her insinuations i blushed She said "listen babe, you don't know me" No you don't know but you owe me And I love you, yes I love you Put your arms around me cos i love you And i got all your records, and i love you So I suggested You can wear my hat, you can have my coat You can take my shirt, cos i need don't need it You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks Come on take my bag it's yours If you love it, you can have it if you love it I got no problem if you love it Come on take it if you love it Love, come on love it Well later that day this guy came to me with a scrap of paper in his hand He said "Hey buddy! Can you sign you name for me" I said "No, why do I owe you money?" He said "No" I said "Listen pal do I know you, have we ever met?" Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper? He said "I love you" I don't know you, but I love you Like my brother, I love you Put your arms around me cos I love you I said "hey let's not rush things" You can wear my hat, you can have my coat You can take my shirt, cos i need don't need it You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks Come on take my bag it's yours If you love it, you can have it if you love it I got no problem if you love it Come on take it if you love it Ain't no problem for me if you want it Take my hat take my bags, I don't need nothing You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat Come on wear my hat, you can wear my hat You can wear my hat, come one wear my hat You can wear my hat, come on wear my hat