I drive a car that doesn't work I shop at Target for my shirts And when I pay my rent it hurts But I got invited to this thing so I think tonight I'm going out I'm getting off my shitty couch Ready to fuck my bank account And I'm not myself But at least I look cool At some house in Malibu Taking pictures by the pool Doing things I never do But at least I look cool Oh God, I think I might throw up Don't even know what's in my cup And I'll admit‚ this kinda sucks But before I leave‚ I know I gotta Find somewhere dope that I can pose (Ah-ah) Adjust my hair‚ adjust my clothes (Ah-ah) So I can get that fire post And it's all for show But at least I look cool At some house in Malibu Taking pictures by the pool Doing things I never do But at least I look cool At some house I can't afford Blacked out on the tennis court Honestly, I'm kinda bored But at least I look cool I just lied about my age Nobody even knows my name Got an UberPool on the way (Shh) But at least I look cool At some house in Malibu Taking pictures by the pool Doing things I never do But at least I look cool At some house I can't afford Blacked out on the tennis court Honestly, I'm kinda bored But at least I look cool