I'm Not Sad You're Sad (feat. Rachel Bloom)

I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad If you're not in my crew, you're green with envy 'Cause no one's a nasty little freak like me Put on the leather jacket that I got on sale Smoke old weed that's super-stale Take an old pain pill from when my toe was broken Can't find coke, so I snort ibuprofen Oh my God! Oh, why did I do that? I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad Big night out, never felt more alive-r We get cut off by a student driver I tell the Uber guy, "Race that bitch!" As I rant about Lilo & Stitch That movie is cinematic art Ooh, pull over, there's a taco cart! I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, Lilo's sad Have you seen Lilo & Stitch? It's so good! You haven't? Why? Wait, what were you doing in 2002 when it came out? Were you sad about 9/11? I was sad about 9/11 too, but Lilo & Stitch honestly really helped me through it. You're so sad that you're not this cool Your happy smile makes you look like a fool You're so sad that you don't roll with me To quote Stitch, "Ohana means family!" I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad I'm not sad, you're sad