Way Too Pretty for Prison

They don't have rhinestone ball and chains Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks We'd stick out like two bottled blondes I must admit it don't sound fun For fifteen girls to have to share one sink He cheated, he's a villain And you know I'd help you kill him But we're way too pretty for prison Hard time ain't our kind of livin' And I don't want to talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We're way too pretty for prison Antifreeze and Gatorade Arsenic in his lemonade Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it) Yeah, we've been watching too much TV You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise But if we ask 'em they'd both agree We should put him through it (Don't put him through it) He cheated, he's a villain So let's hire somebody to kill him 'Cause we're way too pretty for prison Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin' And I don't want to talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We're way too pretty for prison La, da, di, da, da, da (la, da, di, da, da, da) La, da, di, da, da, da (la, da, di, da, da, da) La, da, di, da, da, la da, di, da, da, la da, di, da, da, da Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions No Sun Tan City, not to mention That lack of waxing situation Oh, no 'Cause we're way too pretty for prison Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no And I don't want to talk about The way those jumpsuits wash us out We're way too pretty for prison La, da, di, da, da, da (la, da, di, da, da, da) La, da, di, da, da, da (la, da, di, da, da, da) La, da, di, da, da, la da, di, da, da, la da, di, da, da, da La, da, di, da, da, da La, da, di, da, da, da La, da, di, da, da, la da, di, da, da, la da, di, da, da, da