Well, well, well, well, well
Lemme get a look at the menagerie
You must be Amythyst
You must be Garnet
And Pink Diamonds Pearl. Well, she took YOU! with her. Isn’t that just SWELL
It, can’t be
Ahahahaha
Oh, it can be. And it is
I got a new style! And a few new toys, that are gonna put an end to you happily ever after, ONCE AND FOR ALL
Whoa whoa whoa, this has to be a misunderstanding! In case you haven’t heard, I’ve established peace across the-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve HEARD! I’ve had your little message to the universe, ON LOOP
I just love that part, where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days on this nowhere planet, with a bunch of NOBODIES
That’s right I’ve heard the story, over and over again
Gee it’s swell to finally meet her Other Friends
That’s right, I’ve heard the story, don’t really like how it ends
Gee it’s swell to finally meet her Other Friends
What did she say without me, what did she say
What did you do without me, what did you do
Did you play games without me, what did you play
Did you think all this time I wouldn’t find out about you
Oh, That’s right I’ve heard the story, over and over again
Gee it’s swell to finally meet her Other Friends
She’s running circles around us
I’m rusty, gimme a break
It really is her, but she can’t be serious
You know her Pearl? Can you tell us who she is
Who am I? WHO AM I? What are you even saying
I’m the loser of the game you didn’t know you were playing
Let’s play another game, this time I’ve yet to win
Lives on the line, winner takes all, ready or not, let’s begin
OH, That’s right I’ve heard the story, over and over again
Gee it’s swell to finally beat her Other Friends
OH, That’s right, I’ve heard the story, don’t really like how it ends
Gee it’s swell to finally beat her
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