Let's Have A Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Glee Cast Version)

Hey, I’m calling you back Oh, she’s been a bitch tonight! And by bitch I mean this rain No cabs, nowhere So I had to put on the wig, and the heels And the lashes and the ear And take the train to the club And you know the MTA should stand for Mothers Touching My Ass So then I get to the club Looking like a drowned, harassed rat And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door But our friend, Johnny Five-O Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea! So I hope you’re up, girl 'Cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine And put on you heels 'Cause I know exactly what we need! Let’s have a kiki I wanna have a kiki! Lock the doors ( Tight) Let’s have a kiki (Mother) I’m gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have kiki (Dive) ( Turn) Work Let's have a kiki We’re gonna serve And work And turn And hon-hon-honey A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui Let’s have a kiki I wanna have a kiki! Lock the doors, (Tight) Let’s have a kiki, (Mother) I’m gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have kiki (Dive) (Turn) Work Let's have a kiki We’re gonna serve And work And turn And hon-hon-honey It's turkey lurkey time Tom turkey ran away but he just came home It's turkey lurkey time He's really home to stay, never one to roam Let's make a wish And may all your wishes come true Turkey lurkey goosey loosey Some for uncle Joe, (some for cousin Lucy) Everybody gather 'round the table Dig in, dinner's being served Eat all the turkey you are able Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree? Climb up and bring it down for me That's something I would like to see This kiki is marvelous! Kiki, sosoOui, oui, non non!... Let’s have a kiki I wanna have a kiki! Lock the doors (Tight) Let’s have a kiki (Mother) I’m gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki (Dive) (Turn) Work Let's have a kiki We’re gonna serve And work And turn And hon-hon-honey Let's have a kiki (Kiki) I wanna have a kiki! ( Soso) Lock the doors (Oui, oui) (Tight!) (Non non) Let's have a kiki (Hunty) (Dropper) ( Kiki, soso) Aah, Oui, oui I'm gonna let you have it (Non non) Let's have a kiki (Kiki) I wanna have a kiki (Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen ( Non non) Let's have a kiki (Kiki) We’re gonna serve (Soso) And work (Oui, oui) And turn And hon-hon-honey (Non non) Let's have a kiki!