Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on Throw my hand in my pants nobodys gon’ tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oh Oh Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' (Hear me out: this is great) yeah~ I might mess around, get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait Oh Oh Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't going anywhere No no no no no no no no no-oh I'll just strut in my birthday suite And let everything hang loose Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all