You can cake on all that make up
And steal your roomate's dressed
Take pictures of your good side
In the bathroom at the bar
Call your friend a slut
For leavin' the party early
With the guy who never looked at you
And you can split an Adderal
With a stranger in a bathroom stall
Send a misspelled text to an ex
Who put his fist through your bedroom wall
'Cause bein' treated like shit
It's really comfortable to you
Know what I'm sayin'? (No, no, no)
That ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better
You can fly to Turks and Caicos
In a seat you can't afford
'Cause some girl you met six months ago
Asked you to be in her wedding
You're pissed at your plus-one
Even though he's just a friend
For lookin' up the girl from LSU, on Instagram
With the drunk bridesmaids, divin' for the bouquet
Spilling cabernet on the dance floor
And you're in the back with your arms crossed
Bein' a bad sport and you
Wake up in the mornin' in the wrong room
You can't find your passport
And you call your mama cryin' on the bathroom floor
But that ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better
Yeah, that ain't beautiful
No, that ain't you
You can do better
Oh, you can do better, better
