1, 2 Many

Well, I got a call from Rowdy 'round six o'clock Saying he caught a hankerin' for a honky tonk Wants an ice cold beer and a country song But he didn't wanna stay out all night long Well, I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone But I can't turn it off once I turn it on There's no stopping me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand, man I'm wide ass open The tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past ten I'm half past tipsy At quarter to twelve, man I've done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one Too many After five diet Millers I was feeling loose Singing karaoke to a TL tune When a pretty little thing shot me a wink She said, "Hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink?" Well hey, baby doll, I will if you want But I can't turn it off once I turn it on There's no stopping me once I get goin' Put a can in my hand, man I'm wide ass open The tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb By half past ten I'm half past tipsy At quarter to twelve, man I've done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one Too many Now I've never been the kind to quit Won't stop till I get to the bottom of this And the night's still young So what you say we shotgun one? There's no stopping me once I get to goin' Put a can in my hand, man I'm wide ass open The tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb Yeah, by half past ten I'm half past tipsy At quarter to twelve, man I've done had plenty The countdown's on when the first beer hits me Five, four, three, two, one Too many Yeah, five, four, three, two, one Too many