Why don't we sleep on On your psychology professor's Nissan Play some Vampire Weekend, have a threesome Watch the stars in Cambridge 'Cause you're way too smart for Boston College You're alumni And my dad wants to know about his gun rights That's a conversation never done right That's enough conversation for this one night Look how far we've come Look how far we've come When you and I were young This is all we ever wanted Look how far we've come Why don't we skip town The house is fallin' from the way our kids shout Hit a nightclub, sneak in 'til we're kicked out Pay the bouncer eighty dollars 'Cause we both got rich since leaving campus You're alumni And I barely graduated with no upside It's a place we go whenever we get tongue-tied It's a place we go whenever we get tongue-tied Look how far we've come Look how far we've come When you and I were young This is all we ever wanted Look how far we've come Look up at the stars Do drugs and say they're ours When you and I were young This is all we ever wanted Look how far we've come This just brings me back to a place Where this music's new and this and that And sometimes I'm like, Man, this is my favorite I wonder what, like, the song Like, once we both retire, like What's gonna be the song you can remember us by Look how far we've come Look how far we've come When you and I were young This is all we ever wanted Look how far we've come