Step right up, step right up Freaks who've lost their marbles And other worldly marvels If you've got the dime, we've got the show Welcome, welcome To Harmonica Andromeda Welcome to hell Oh, no, no, we're three floors below You think you know, but you've only licked the foam Home sweet home to the Great Big Ugly Twice more rare than a Javan rhino And thrice less cuddly If you've got the dime, we've got the show Mademoiselle See our beasts and ancient wonders Flown from Sahara where virgins melt And they're all so thrilled to meet you Chewed through their leash to get to see you for theirself Creepy crawlies, seeking bodies Sneak in when you're sleeping softly Like a feather, be together You and me forever, ever Creepy crawlies, seeking bodies Sneak in when you're sleeping softly Like a feather, be together You and me forever, ever So long For now (Where does the lion walk in the midnight?) (Anywhere he wants, of course)