Step right up, step right up
Freaks who've lost their marbles
And other worldly marvels
If you've got the dime, we've got the show
Welcome, welcome
To Harmonica Andromeda
Welcome to hell
Oh, no, no, we're three floors below
You think you know, but you've only licked the foam
Home sweet home to the Great Big Ugly
Twice more rare than a Javan rhino
And thrice less cuddly
If you've got the dime, we've got the show
Mademoiselle
See our beasts and ancient wonders
Flown from Sahara where virgins melt
And they're all so thrilled to meet you
Chewed through their leash to get to see you for theirself
Creepy crawlies, seeking bodies
Sneak in when you're sleeping softly
Like a feather, be together
You and me forever, ever
Creepy crawlies, seeking bodies
Sneak in when you're sleeping softly
Like a feather, be together
You and me forever, ever
So long
For now
(Where does the lion walk in the midnight?)
(Anywhere he wants, of course)
