It's him or me That's what he said But I can't choose Between a vegan and a pot head So I chose you, because you're sweet and you give me lots of lovin' and you eat meat And that's how you became My only man of the hour You never lie And you don't cheat And you don't have any baggage tied to your forefeet Do I deserve, to be the one, who will feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner and take you to the park at dawn Will you really be My only man of the hour I know you'll never bring me flowers Flowers they will only die And though you'll never take a shower together I know you'll never make me cry You never argue You don't even talk And I like the way you let me lead you when we go outside and walk Will you really be My only man of the hour? My only man of the hour. My only man of the hour.