Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am I'm an under assistant west coast promo man Well I promo groups when they come into town Well I promo groups when they come into town Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band I'm sharp I'm really, really sharp I sure do earn my pay Sitting on the beach every day, yeah I'm real real sharp, yes I am I got a Corvette (?) and a seersucker suit Yes I have Here comes the bus, uh oh...