專輯：安可秀 (Encore)
歌曲：My 1st Single
Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on
this one
Shady's the lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we're about to
stir up
Some shit ?? Mix water with
syrup
It's the mr. picked on
Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other
than the just to tease him
Cause he was as big as
He used to be Superman
Now we're pourin liquor on
the crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet
up again
Fucker I'm kickin your ass
for everything you've ever
said
It's one for the money two
for the fuckin show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the stompin
and stampedin up the damn
street
Like them buffalo soldiers
I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look out below geronimo
motherfuckers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and
around I go
When will I stop
I don't know
Tryna pick up where
the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's
possible
Though I'm not gonna top
what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna
change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on
my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm Michael J. he's like my
cock from the day
We keep the mark from the
tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you
were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was
playin
Whether or not you was little
Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you
to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost
you your name
And this was supposed to be
my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun
let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my
catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the
shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
Erra Erra Eric swallowed some
generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to
his best friend Derick bare
naked
chicka chicka chicka ..
And then just turned 16 and
used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see
R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young
and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to
live so Kim and care free
Paris and Nikki's parents
must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids
with hickeys all over their
necks
Hickory Dickory derr digga
Look at me work wizardry with
these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk
chicken
Or Chicka chicka
chicka chicka
jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or
wait a minute
What am I sayin
allow me to run it back
and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them
damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin
one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens
at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just
discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes
of them fuckin
When they were just
mouseketeers in the Mickey
Mouse club
And dusted them and went
straight to The Source
with them
Cause they coulda sworn
someone said Nuh
And then tried to erase
and record over it
But if you listen close
enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then the come-to
find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin 'I'm done-uh
Come on this was
supposed to be my first
single
But I just fucked that up so
Fuck it, let's all have fun
let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my
catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the
shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
Any opinions or somethin you
just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my
lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick
up the
phone and just dial up this
number
It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker
I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up
you can talk all the shit
you want
about me
Just type in your number back
and follow it by the pound
key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day
that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay
make up with Ray
(Hey!)
So fuck a chicken
lick a chicken, suck a chicken
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken
like it's a big cock
bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick
a dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
fucka-fucka-fuck offf!
And this was supposed to be
my first single
But I just fucked that up so
Fuck it, let's all have fun
let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my
catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the
shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
