Rap God

Eminem - Rap God Look I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings But I’m only going to get this one chance Something wrong I can feel it Its just I feel it in my guts Like something about to happen but I don’t know what If that mean what I think it means were in trouble big trouble And if he’s banana as you say I’m not taking any chances You’re just what the sound wants I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god All my people from the front to the back nod back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box slap box They said I rap like a robot so call me rapbot But for me to rap like a computer it’s must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My pinnacle walk when I half cock it Got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a living and killing off it Every since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut sacks I’m a emcee still as honest but as rude as indecent as hell all syllables Killaholic kill em all with This ligiti hibidi hibidi hip-hop you don’t really want to get into it Put with this back pack and a mac in the back of the yak back pack rat yap yap yap Now at the exact same time I take these lyrically acrobats stunts while I’m practicing I’ll be able break a mother fucking table over the back of a couple of faggets and crack it in half Tony realize he was ironic I was under aftermath after the fact How could I not blow all I do is drop F bombs Give him a wraithbatat rapper having a rough time period Here is a maxi pad its actually disasterly bad For the for the master leak destructing master p ass I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god All my people from the front to the back nod back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box slap box Let me show you maintaining that shit ain’t that hard that hard Everybody wants the key and the secrets to rapping mortality like I have god Well to be truthful the blue prints simply raging youthful exuberance Everybody love the root of a nuisance 50 got up like an asteroid and did nothing but shoot to the moon since “phew” Emcee get taking to school with this music cause I use it as a vehicle To bust a rhyme got to lead a school of new students Me I’m a product of Rakim Lakim 2pac N. W.A Cube Ren Easy thank you they got slim Inspired enough to one day grow up blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them to the motherfucking Rock and roll hall of fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only hall of fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame You fags think it’s a game till I walk a flock of flames Off of planking tell me what in the fuck are you thinking Little gay looking boy so gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a massacre like your watching a church gathering take place looking boy Oy vey that boy is gay that’s all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up pat on the back and a way to go from your label everyday looking boy Hey looking boy what you say looking boy I got a hell yeah from trey looking boy I’mma work for everything I have never asked nobody for shit get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you’re never gonna be capable to be keeping up with the same pace looking boy I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god All my people from the front to the back nod back nod The way I’m racing around the track call me Nascar Nascar There own heart of the trailer park the white trash god Kneel before Generals Zod this planet krypton no asgard asgard So you be Thor and I’ll be Odin you rodent I’m omnipotent Let off then I’m reloading immediately with there bombs I’m toteing And I should not be woken I’m walking dead but I’m just a talking head a zombie floating But I got your mom deep throating I’m out my ramen noodle We have nothing in common poodle I’m a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil Its me my honesty’s brutal But its honesty futile if I don’t utilize that I do though For good at least once in awhile so I wanna make sure somewhere chicken scratch scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punch lines Just in case cause even if you’re unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like it’s lunchtime I know there was a time where once I was king of the underground but I still rap like I’m on a pharaoh grind So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine a pill with the skin color of mine You get too big and since you like that one line I said Mathers LP When I tried take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in line add an AK-47 a revolver and one nine See if I get away with it now then I ain’t as big as I was but I’m morph into an immortal Coming through the portal But you’re stuck in a time warp from 2004 though and I don’t know what the fuck that you rhyme for You’re pointless like Rapunzel with fucking cornrolls fuck being normal And I just bought a new ray gun from the future to just come and shoot ya Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad pick a fight Mayweather pants on the door Man oh man that was a 24 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day Hey fab I’mma kill you lyrics coming at you at super sonic speed (Ray J Fag) Uh sama lama dama lama you assuming I’m a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman Innovative made of rubber so anything you saying ricocheting off of me never stating more than demonstrating how to give a mother fucker feeling like he’s levitating Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off they’d be celebrating Cause I know that way to get ‘em motivated I make elevating music you make elevator music Oh he’s too mainstream well that’s what they doing jealous they confuse it Its not hip hop its pop cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock shocked rap with Doc don’t to make them lose it I don’t know how to make songs like that I don’t know what words to use Let me know when it occurs to you While I’m ripping any one of these verses the verse is huge inadvertently hurting you How many verses I gotta murder to prove that if you’re half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too School flunky pill junky but look at the accolades the skill brung me Full of myself but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do that I put my mind to And I’m a million leagues above you Ill when I speak in tongues but its still tongue in cheek fuck you I’m drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel I’m asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the boys still chunky but funky But in my head there’s something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils and here’s what they want from me They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred had Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the discrimination But fuck it life’s handing you lemons make lemonade then But if I cant batter other women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then Don’t mistake it for satan It’s a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas to take a vacation to trip a broad And make her fall on her face don’t be a retard Be a king think not why be a king when you can be a god Eminem - Rap God