He hit the ground running at the speed of light
The star was brightly shining like a neon light
It's your favorite son, it's your favorite son
A fixture on the talkshows to the silver screen
From here to Colorado, he's sex machine
It's your favorite son, it's your favorite son
But isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
It's pretty bloody sad
But isn't it a drag
A clean cut all American, really ain't so clean
His royal auditorium is a murder scene
It's your favorite son, it's your favorite son
Oh, isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
Isn't it a drag
It's pretty bloody sad
But isn't it a drag
Well no one says it's fair turn a teenage lush
To a millionaire
Now where's your fuckin' champion
On a bed you laid, he's not the
All American that you thought you paid
It's your favorite son, it's your favorite son
But isn't it a drag
