Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once I am on oh those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Sometimes i give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? I'm just stoned I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my live's a bore And quit no whining cause it's bringing her down Sometimes i give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Grasping to control So I better hold on Sometimes i give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? I'm just stoned