Started at the age of four My mother went to the grocery store Went sneaking through her bedroom door To find something in a size four Sugar and spice And everything nice Wasn't meant for only girls G.I. Joe in pantyhose Is making room for the one only King for a day Princess by dawn King for a day In a leather thong Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me My daddy threw me in therapy He thinks I'm not a real man Who put the drag in the drag queen Don't knock it until you've tried it