Started at the age of four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size four
Sugar and spice
And everything nice
Wasn't meant for only girls
G.I. Joe in pantyhose
Is making room for the one only
King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me
My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don't knock it until you've tried it
