Hey bus driver keep the change
Bless your children give them names,
Don't trust men who walk with canes
drink this and in a week you'll have wings on your feet,
Broadwy Mary Joan Fontaine
Advertiser on the downtown train,
Christmas Crier bustin cane hes in love again
Well dock workers dreams
Mixed with panther schemes
to some day own the rodeo
Tainted women in Vistivision
preform for out of state kids at the late show,
Well wizard imps and sweat sock pimps
Mixed with interstellar mongrel nymphs
Rex said his lady left him limp
well love's like that
Well Mary Lue found out how to cope
she rides to heaven on a giroscope
the daily new asks her for the dope
she says man the dope that there's still hope
well now queen of diamonds ace of spades
newly discovered lovers of the everglades
take out a full page add in the trade
to announce their arrival
well i sinorita spanish rose
wipes her eyes and blows her nose
uptown in harlem she throws the rose
to some lucky young matador
