Perfect Love...Gone Wrong

I've had a question that's been preying on my mind for some time I won't be wagging my tail for one good reason It has to be a crime This dog house never was the place for me, Runner up and second best just ain't my pedigree I was so happy, just the two of us Until this alpha male Turned up in the January sale He won't love you Like I love you It won't be long now before that puppy goes astray And what I like about this guy the most He'd be my favourite lamp post Devil take the hindmost Je sais que c'est dur, mais il faut se faire au changement, tu vois J'ai neglige le primordial pendant trop longtemps crois moi Je suis consciente, je vois bien que tu souffres, mais ?a s'attenuera Car c'est d'un homme plus d'un chien don't j'ai besoin pres de moi Cesse donc de grogner, mon choix est fait c'est comme ?a N'en fait pas trop, ton attitude risque de t'eloigner de moi Faut que tu comprennes, puisque tu dis m'aimer tant que ?a Desormais nous sommes trois, lui toi et moi It's a shaggy kind of story Would I tell you if I thought it was a lie? But when the cat's away the mouse will play, I wouldn't dish around here There's something fishy 'round here I howl all night and I sleep all day It takes more than biscuit, baby, to chase these blues away I've got a long enough leash I could almost hang myself It's a dogs life loving you baby But you love someone else Now he's moved by basket I'd like to put him in a casket I'll wear my best collar to his funeral Ta mauvaise foi, j'aimerais bien que ?a s'arrete Me separer de toi, aujourd'hui ?a trotte dans ma tete Moi non, j'en peux plus, tu n'est q'un chien, c'est trop bete La situation m'avait pourtant l'air d'etre des pius nette C'est clair, que je l'aime c'est un fait, ton ego?sme m'inquiete Apres toutes ces soirees passees seuis en tete a tete Chaque chose a une fin, et c'est la fin de la fete Pour toi, car bient?t il n'y aura plus que lui et moi, lui et moi. To have found this perfect life And a perfect love so strong Well there can't be nothing worse Than a perfect love gone wrong You said I wasn't just your Christmas toy I'd always be your boy I'd be your faithful companion And I would follow you through every thick and thin Don't need nobody else And we don't need him