Well I'll Be Doggone If I would work all day And I'll Be Doggone If I would bring you my pay But if I ever caught you running around Blowing my money all over this town Then I wouldn't be doggone I'd be long gone Hey hey Then I wouldn't be doggone I'd be long gone I'll be Doggone If you ain't a pretty thing And I'll be Doggone If you ain't warm as a breath of spring And if we live to be a hundred year old If you ever let that spring turn cold Then I wouldn't be doggone I'd be long gone Hey Hey Then I wouldn't be doggone I'd be long gone Oh I wouldn't be doggone to you I'll be Doggone If love ain't a man's best friend And I'll Be Doggone If you ain't the loving end Though I know you make me feel Like nobody could If I ever found out That you're no good Then I wouldn't be doggone I'd be long gone Hey hey