Ok everyone welcome to grammar class. Today we are learning about semicolons. ooo, ooo, ooo! Yes, Lonely Island? We use semicolons everyday Can you give me an example? Oh hell yeah Get ready for a whale of a time; shamu My whole team coming clean; shampoo These dudes is comic relief; whoopi And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookie When you see me better cross the street; frogger Then go home and write about it; blogger Did I do that?; urkel Yo, Angela who's the boss?; merkel I'll take you where you've never been; oxnard Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon We run these streets; stop lights All eyes on me; spot lights Each semicolon brings us closer to the top I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski You dick is little like wanye; gretzky But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification Everyone who's rude to me; paris vacation My stomach's getting fat; food Leave trash inside my car; rude You acting all mach-ee-o; ralph But I'll eat all your cats; alf We run the game; umpire Always chase the night; young squire These semicolons are my light inside the dark It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth Opposite of north, semicolon; south Right over your home, semicolon; attic Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict We got the game on lock; toy chest You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest You know we out of control; no brakes Your birthday party sucked; no cakes When it comes to punctuation You know we're number one And to the people of every nation Feel the power of the semicolon Semicolons, we rest our case No, actually those are examples of colons. You all get F's Wait, what?