I'm being serious yo It's the wild wild west You came to the right place my man Get ready here we go New shit The lonely island Welcome my friends to the old saloon Everyone in town is hanging out If you gotta drink well you drink it down Then we'll all go have sex with whores brand new I'm buffalo bill I just rode into town On my horse you bet'cha on my horse That's the thing in the old west times Everybody enjoys a good horseride Try to cheat at cards you'll get thrown out Right out the saloon door on your butt Come back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what all is forgiven dj leary Flipping the jib with calamity jane And you're another guy that's probably an injun This whiskey is warm and it tastes like piss Oh no mustache smells like piss So that's the story when you get down to it The old wild west is no place for a lady I'm the bartender but I'm also the mayor So just put that in your pipe and smoke it I'm tiny tim and it's almost christmas Sure is dusty here