True Lies (Edited)

Yo, hold on hold on hold on hold on Stop the cameras, stop the press stop the press Now Bill, this yo' nigga, Snoop Dogg Now answer me this - did you fuck that bitch or what? That's actually, not the first time that question's been asked; but since, I believe, and I think any person - reasonable person would believe, that that is not covered, in the definition of sexual relations I was given - ahh - I'm not going to answer it except to refer to my statement. I had intimate, contact with her that was inappropriate - I do not believe any of the contacts I had with her violated the definition I was given; therefore I believe I did not, do anything but testify truthfully on these matters. What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie sometimes? What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie..hie.. What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie sometimes? What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie..hie.. Lies, lies, stories and alibis Big Mac in the land of the small fries Everyone lies and tries to get by Some of us drink while most just get high You tryin to cover up the holes in your sneakers You need to put your motherfuckin face to the speakers (ba-bom, ba-bom) And quit tryin to run from it (holla holla at me) and c'mere, you big dummy (dumb ass nigga) Don't you know you can't run from the Dizzogg I'm down with (?)za, the long arm of the lizzaw Y'all, niggaz know what's happening you turn your back again and I'm bound to get it crack-a-lin I'm back again And everybody happy for me - ain't that the truth? That's a motherfuckin lie (fuck that fool) Black folks stick together til we die, hmm That'll be the day.. Liar, liar, pants on fire Smoke so much dope they call me Snoopy Pryor (well God damn!) Which way is up I'm tryin to get higher I won't stop puffin til I re-tire My bitches, my niggaz, they off the wire They love-ly, they love me, call me Sire Movie star bitches the ones you desire Angela Bassett, Tyra, Mariah, the flyest, the flyer See most bitches like fuckin with a rider Slider, to the sider, invite her to a gangsta, party, provider with a lot of meat by-products (mm) And beat the puddy-pot and got up She licked the dick from the top to the bottom (woo woo woo woo) (That's a bad bitch!) Then she grabbed me by my nuts, and said "Hmm I got 'em!" Ah what's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie sometimes?