Take a look at my girlfriend
Cause she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
I'd like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cause everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothin' better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend (girlfriend)
Cause she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot
(What she got, not a lot)
Take a jumbo across the water
I'd like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do