Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Be here at last on ground You in mid-air Send in the clowns Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around One who can't move Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Just when I stopped, openin' doors Finally knowin' the one that I wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines, no one is there Don't you love farce? My fault I fear I thought that you'd want what I want Sorry, my dear Where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here