I Wanna Be A Producer (Album Version)

Unhappy, unhappy VERY unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very very Very very Very very VERY unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very very Very very Very very Very unhappy... I spend my life accounting with figures, and such (Unhappy) To what is my life amounting It figures, not much (Unhappy) I have a secret desire Hiding deep in my soul It sets my heart afire To see me in this role I want to be a producer With a hit show on Broadway I want to be a producer Lunch at Sardy's everyday I want to be a producer Sport a top hat and a cane I want to be a producer And drive those girls insane I want to be a producer And sleep until half past two I want to be a producer And see you, you, you... NOT YOU! I want to be a producer Wear a tux on opening night! I want to be a producer! And see my name Lio Bloom in lights! (Dance!) (Girls) He wants to be a producer Of a great big Broadway smash He wants to be a producer Every pocket stuffed with cash He wants to be a producer Pinch our cheeks til we cry Ouch! Eee! Ooo! Oh! Ooh! Yes! He wants to be a producer With a great big casting couch (WOOOO!) (More dancing) (Leo) I wanna be! (He wants to be!) I wanna be! (He wants to be!) I wanna be the greatest Grandest And most fabulous Producer in the world! (He wants to dine with the dutchess and the Duke!) I just got to be a producer Drink champagne until I puke (Drink champagne til he pukes) I wanna be a producer Show the world just what I got I'm gonna put on shows That will enthrall 'em Read my name in Witchell's Column I wanna be a producer! Cause it's everything I'm not (Unhappy, unhappy) I wanna be a produc... Wait a minute... (VERY VERY) Wait a minute... (UNHAPPY) Hold everything (UNHAPPY) Hold everything! Mr. Bialastock was right There is a lot more to me than there is to me Stop the world... I WANNA GET ON! I'm gonna be a producer! (He's gonna be a producer!) Look out Broadway! Cause here... I... COME! end