Well, I came home late one night And much to my surprise I was thrown right across the kitchen floor She hit me right between the eyes. Now I'm living in the doghouse, doghouse Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse. I was out with a friend of mine We were feeling mighty fine And we sure was movin' fast And I didn't make it back on time And she put me in the doghouse, doghouse Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse. I had a big tall red with one of my friends He was feeling mighty fine When I came home late that night She hit me right between the eyes And she put me in the doghouse, doghouse Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse. She put me in the doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, I'm living in the doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse. So if you find yourself in a party mood Let your conscience be your guide Don't be like me and let Lefty win Or you'll find yourself outside Living in the doghouse, doghouse Doghouse, doghouse, Doghouse, doghouse.