Not guilty For getting in your way While you're trying to steal the day Not guilty And I'm not here for the rest I'm not trying to steal your vest I am not trying to be smart I only want what I can get I'm really sorry for your aging head But like you heard me said Not guilty No use handing me a writ While I'm trying to do my bit I don't expect to take your heart I only want what I can get I'm really sorry that you're underfed But like you heard me said Not guilty Not guilty For looking like a freak Making friends with every Sikh Not guilty For leading you astray On the road to Mandalay I won't upset the apple cart I only want what I can get I'm really sorry that you've been misled But like you heard me said Not guilty