He was a fool unto himself Rocky Raccoon The Rocky Raccoon he was a fool unto himself And he would not swallow his foolish pride Mind you coming from a little town in Minnesota It was not the kind of thing that a young guy did When a fella went and stole his chick away from him Now Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's bible Rocky had come equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival His rival it seems had broken his dreams By stealing the girl of his fancy Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil But everyone knew her as Nancy Now she and her man who called himself Dan Were in the next room at the hoedown And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin Said Danny boy this is a showdown But Daniel was hot he drew first and shot And Rocky collapsed in the corner Ah The doctor walked in sminking of gin laughs sminking Proceeded to lie on the table He was really sminking got gin And it did him in in the end poor doc Meantime back on the table yeah A doctor said Rocky you met your match son Rocky said it's only a scratch so I'll be better soon he better be is better soon said the doc Come on son Gotta get hip gotta get up gotta get back till you're good Gotta go show that Danny boy However Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room Only to find Gideon's bible Gideon checked out and left it no doubt To help with good Rocky's revival How That's the story of Rocky Raccoon Nei Hey