My neighbour's knocking and I open carefully He looks a bit like Ron Jeremy He's screaming at me "damn you little Albatraoz!" While he smells like chips and calvadaoz He said what the hell is going on What is that goddamn growl? That ain't no sound of Rock 'n' Roll I said I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show That might be good for you to know So I brought him inside Don't know why But then suddenly he just passed out I thought well alright Can't deny That I got a llama in my living room A llama in my living room A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my Llama in my, llama in my, llama in my... I got a llama in my living room I got a A llama in my living room I got a I got a llama in my living room I saw my little neighbour shaking on the floor I never seen a man like that before He didn't even make it through my kitchen door He must have thought it was a dinosaur Then he opened up his eyes screaming "I'mma kill that thing!" Then his big arm started to swing I tried to calm him down, told him take it easy now It's just my llama named Chow Chow Then he raced up, he said "what?" I said I'm sorry but I just can't stop Now you know what What I got That I got a llama in my living room A llama in my living room A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my I got a llama in my living room I got a A llama in my living room I got a I got a llama in my living room A llama in my living room A llama in my living room