I just can't stop cryin' This melodrama in my head 'S got me all inspired to set some common sense on fire Too late to quit, while i'm ahead A-one, a-two, a-one-a-two, My pity party's over, And I'm sorry it went so long. Too bad you couldn't make it but it Really wasn't all that fun, woooah, Misery! Sucks to be me, waiting for the sun. Well my pity party's over, ain't you glad that that's all done! I wanted to tell you not to leave me in my party Light blues, but my ego said get out and go home. I should put on my pants, get over it, But I just want to eat a pint of icecream in the dark all alone. Oh when I'm sick of sitting solo, I'll call you on the phone, so you could tell me what I want to hear. While I be bitching, moaning, whining, Groaning, watching all my friends disappear! My pity party's over, And I'm sorry it went so long. Too bad you couldn't make it but it Really wasn't all that fun, woooah, Misery! Sucks to be me, waiting for the sun. Well my pity party's over, ain't you glad that that's all done! Boohoo Somebody feed that girl Well I remember when my mama sat me down and She said, baby when you're dumb you gotta be tough. But mommy other people do it wrong and other people Take too long so give it to me and I'll do it myself. But when I'm sick of getting nowhere, Hungry as hell, and there ain't no more midnight oil to burn, Get her a burger, taco, See-ya-tomorrow, when's that little girl gonna learn. My pity party's over, And I'm sorry it went so long. Too bad you couldn't make it but it Really wasn't all that fun, woooah, Misery! Sucks to be me, waiting for the sun. Well my pity party's over, ain't you glad that that's all done! You're not invited, it doesn't matter cos you're not invited. That's why, you're not invited I don't Care cos you're not invited, ooh-ooh. Boohoo. Well my pity party's over, And baby it went too long. Well I know you had to go, that's ok cos I had no fun, With my misery! Sucks to be me, looking up here comes the sun. Well my pity party's over, Well my pity party's over, Ain't you glad, oh so glad, that I'm done!