Normal

Yo, how do I keep (I don't know what's up with these hoes) Getting in relationships like this (I'm just sayin') Maybe it says something about me Should I look in the mirror? I just want you to be normal Why can't you bitches be normal? Always gotta be so extra Why you always need a lecture? My ex hates to talk, she's a texter Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her Wants to get back together Said not till she gets her act together She thinks I'm bein' mean And now she starts to scream and shout She's about to let the demons out She don't want to see me with other females out I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out We've been down this road too many times for me to count And all I can think is how I just want you to be normal Why can't you bitches be normal? Always gotta be so extra Like a fuckin' terrestrial Guess it comes with the territory My ex girl, she just declared war Therefore, I better prepare for it I guess bein' weird's normal And I don't know what's got a hold of me Most notably I've been zoning to Jodeci I'm totally open, hoplessly devoted So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep Sike Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse I know she cheats Told her she's heartless No wonder we're partners Both got hundreds of charges Domestic disputes but we've always Swept it under the carpet Even when 911 gets the call that I slipped up and busted her jaw with A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it Really does is make our love For each other grow stronger She won me over the second she tried to run me over Told her I'd keep a hun We all but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over But why is she so wicked? And how the fuck did I get so twisted I picked someone that's so unlock-able and shifty We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with Ignitable liquids But I'm finally seeing She's only mine for the time being That's why I keep bringing up that one time she Tried to two time me And throw it up in her face till I dry heave How could I be so naive? Should I leave or turn this entire evening to a motherfucking crime scene Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him You weren't supposed to agree you fucking bitch Especially when you're the one cheated first Now the argument immediately becomes heated You don't want me flip little conceded cunt Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita Fajita slut treat just like a drum Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it! I love you but I hope you fucking die though In our business your friends like to pry so You've got 'em all under cover just like moles Hoppin' they'll come back with intel But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral 'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone Who the fuck's Milo? The guy at work who drives a hi-lo I put a tracking device on your Chrysler And follow you while you drive home But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window I hit a light pole, you skirt off and then pull up at 5am in the drive in a stretch white limo Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo But like a drunk bum what do I know? Let's sleep on it like they did Revival I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole Just wanna be normal Why can't you be normal? Yeah, I just wanna be normal Why can't you be normal?