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    The Marshall Mathers LP 專輯封面

    歌名The Kids 歌手名 Eminem

    作詞 Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass/S. King
    作曲 Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass/S. King
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    And everyone should get along Okay children, quiet down, quiet down Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Chidren, quiet down please Brian, don't throw that (shut up) Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with Pneumonia (he's got AIDS) Good luck Mr. Shady Hi there, little boys and girls (fuck you) Today we're going to learn how to poison squirrels But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (huh?) Say hi, Bob Hi Bob Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom He don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot But his 12 year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drags them into the woods and goes straight to the chopping block And even if they escaped and they got the cops The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge 'Til one night Mrs. Stacy went off the job When she felt someone grab hold of her face and said not to talk But Stacy knew it was Bob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker Crazier than Slim Shady when he'soff the vodka You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor Grabbed Stace by the legs as he chopped them off her And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her But ever since the day Stacy went off to wander they never found her And Bob still hangs at the waffle diner And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana And what it might do to you So see if the squirrels want any, it's bad for you See children, drugs are bad (come on) And if you don't believe me ask your dad (raise your hand) And if you don't believe him ask your mom (that's right) She'll tell you how she does them all the time (she will) So kids say no to drugs (that's right) So you don't act like everyone else does (uh huh) And there's really nothing else to say (sing along) Drugs are just bad, m'kay? My penis is the size of a peanut Have you seen it? Fuck no you aint seen it It the size of a peanut (huh?) Speaking of peanuts You know what else is bad for squirrels? Ectasy, it's the worst drug in the world If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it Kids, two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back So don't get attatched it'll attack every bone in your back Meet Zach, 21 years old After hanging out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it Suddenly, he starts to convulse And his pulse goes into hyperdrive And his eyes roll back in his skull His back starts to, look like the McDonalds arches He's on Donald's carpet Laying horizontal barfin' And everyone in the apartment starts laughing at him "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him." Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny So they're laughing at basically nothing Except maybe wasting their money Meanwhile Zach's in a coma The action is over, and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicing yoga And that's the story of Zach: The Ecstasy maniac So, don't even feed that to squirrels, class, cause it's bad for you See children, drugs are bad (that's right) And if you don't believe me ask your dad (that's right) And if you don't believe him ask your mom (you can) She'll tell you how she does them all the time (she will) So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack) So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right) And there's really nothing else to say (uh huh) Drugs are just bad, m'kay? And last but not least One of the most humongous Problems among young people today is fungus It grows from cow manure They pick it out, wipe if off, bag it up And you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum, yum And then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em And sometimes you see things that aren't there (like what?) Like fat women in g-strings with orange hair Mr. Shady, what's a g-string? It's yarn Clair, women stick them up their behinds go out and wear them And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Your tounge gets All swolled up, like a cow's tongue (How come?) Cause it comes from a cow's dung See drugs are bad, it's a common fact But your mom and dad know That's all that I'm good at But don't be me Cause if you grow up and go and OD They're gonna come for me, and I'm gonna have to grow a goatee And get a disguise and hide Cause it'll be my fault So don't drugs and do exactly as I don't, because I'm bad for you See children, drugs are bad (uh huh) And if you don't believe me ask your dad (put that down) And if you don't believe him ask your mom (you can ask) She'll tell you how she does them all the time (and she will) So kids say no to drugs (say no) So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do) And there's really nothing else to say (that's right) Drugs are just bad, m'kay? Come on children clap along(SHUT UP!) Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!) Drugs are just bad drugs are just bad(South Park is gonna sue me!) So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!) so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!) (Mushrooms killed Kenny!...Ewww, ahhh!) (So, fucked up, right now.)

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    專輯名 The Marshall Mathers LP
    歌手名 Eminem
    發行日 2001-08-20

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