There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile He bought a crooked cat Which caught a crooked mouse And they all lived together in the little crooked house There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile He bought a crooked cat Which caught a crooked mouse And they all lived together in the little crooked house