Oh dang. What is it dawg? I forgot it's Mother's Day. Didn't get a gift for her. Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed. Damn I forgot it too. This could have been avoided. What the hell are we gonna do? My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left. Cold. No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test. I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray. Word My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. Hold up! You thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking I'm thinking too. Slow up! What time is it dawg? It's time for a switcharoo We both love our moms, women with grown-women needs I say we break 'em off Show 'em how much they really mean, 'Cause... I'm a Mother Lover You're a Mother Lover We should fuck each other's mothers Fuck each other's moms I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy Fuckin' each other's moms 'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover I'm laying in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses They will be so surprised We are so cool and thoughtful Can't wait to pork your mom I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle Show love! My mama loves bubble bath with chamomile Straight up! Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy-style This the perfect plan For a perfect Mother's Day They'll have to rename this one All up under the covers day Cause I'm a Mother Lover You're a Mother Lover We should fuck each other's mothers Fuck each other's moms I'll push in that lady Where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy Fuckin' each other's moms Break it down It would be my honor to be your new step-father It would be my honor to be your new step-father While you're in my mother make me another brother. And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber OH! 'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm calling on you cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so I'mma sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover Happy Mother's Day.