Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things My patience running thinner on this melting clock Cerebrum jailed with thoughts most would consider rot To think you're any different from an animal A creature, sick, as you should be put down But I can't help myself Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters (Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na) Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things (Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na) Please, don't hide your imperfections Nature took two tries to make the man in white No, I don't mind, you are a beauty Not temptation, you're my creation Freak o' Friday night, know I'm the main attraction Basket acrobat, they wanna see some action Tinkering with my design, twist and tame my feral mind Play with me 'til you've found another toy Let me be your freak show, I could be your favorite monster Rattle my whole cage, remind me why I can't be fostered Let me be your freak show, I could be your favorite monster Lock me up, don't let me out 'cause you know I can't help myself Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters (Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na) Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things (Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na) You're wasting, you're wasting all Of your time finding a cure when there's no disease You're wasting, you're wasting all Of your talent on an audience that sees a freak Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na Can't help myself Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters (Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na) Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things (Ooh-na-na-na-na, ooh-na-na-na-na)