Quarantine

I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored And hiding from this phantom antigen That wants to send us to the morgue Quarantine, fuck this disease I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV Quarantine, no, not for me I thought that things were fucked up in 2019 Fuck quarantine Some people hit the bottle, some people hit the books Some people storm The Capitol, some second guess parenthood It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle We don't need social distance, we don't need old people So throw the shop doors open and save our economy We don't need ICU beds or PPE Quarantine, fuck this disease I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany Quarantine, no, not for me I thought that things were fucked up in 2019 Fuck quarantine It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle We don't need social distance, we don't need old people So throw the shop doors open, save our economy We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE Quarantine, fuck this disease I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek Fuck quarantine