I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew, how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die Why would you ever kiss me I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better (Wish I were Heather) Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her She's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die Why would you ever kiss me I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better (I wish I were Heather) (Oh) Wish I were Heather (Oh, oh) Wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were