Marry Christmas

If I could marry Christmas If I could marry Christmas Then I would never shed a tear I'd never have to miss it Eleven months of every year If I could marry Christmas Then I would never lose my cheer You'd give me lots of presents For every month of every year My Christmas would be here with the diamond Down on one knee Under the mistletoe I'd say, "I do, baby" Fourteen carats for the reindeer Eighteen carats on my finger Pumpkin pie for every dinner Wouldn't it be nice If I could marry Christmas Then I would never shed a tear I'd never have to miss it Eleven months of every year My Christmas would be here The house would be jolly A real snow-globe scene We'd leave the Christmas lights up Till next century A Barbie doll for little Johnny One toy car will go to Marley Me, I'm happy being naughty, yeah Oh, wouldn't it be nice If I could marry Christmas Then I would never shed a tear I'd never have to miss it Eleven months of every year If I could marry Christmas Then I would never lose my cheer You'd give me lots of presents For every month of every year My Christmas would be here My Christmas would be here If I could marry Christmas If I could marry Christmas If I could marry Christmas Marry Christmas, marry Christmas I would, I would