I am not so upset about my horrible self But why don't you go upset yourself Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face What a disgrace man and you know it's true Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out Look what's happening now it's all your fault You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k. Why don't you get a hoola hoop and do the cretin hop and Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do Here's a little curse it's from me to you It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi