Medicine Ball

Oh! My Goodness! What have I done! Oh no! I can't believe it! It's like... I've got, the whole, world, in my palms! And I'm ready to drop Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca It's the village in New York Right next to the TriBeCa That's my sector Homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy, Hector So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya' Hannibal Lecter into guy sex And I bet ya' I tantalize ya' And in less than 5 seconds I get ya' They say once bitten and twice shy will lie Next to the guy with Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities Why yes sir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her I guess it's time for you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends All my West side bitches throw it up... Put a balloon inside your pussy Weep and blow it up Man I think that he just fell off the Deep End, sure enough So you better change the station to keep From throwing up Man you've seen it all before Your all too familiar wit' it There's a penis on the floor And two balls So you know who did it You know you wit' it, girl Don't front Oh no you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls Nicole, you kiddin'? I'll pee on Rihanna, see man I'll do what I wanna Spray perfume in a sauna Run Crazy Glue and Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa Fold her in two then sit on her Imagine the visual for that, man Who woulda thought I Could ever be such a relentless Prick unleashing his vengeance But the chick's so old She looks like she out-lived a life sentence I never meant this Line to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive It wouldn't be You're so sensitive I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends Put Christopher Reeves on a Unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him Right into quicksand Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch With both hands Man, they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me Like it's my fault This name rhymes with so many different words Geez So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me And just spit the verse, please! Eminem, I'm coming to kill you Always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume Doesn't even fit you They don't feel you You're taking this shit too far Who do you think you are Hang my suit up in the armoire Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in I said I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends The world is mine