My Mom

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus first Here we go now My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium adn lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Valium Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, f**king peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season on my steak So everyday I have at least three stomach aches Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an under a f**king chiever My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either What the f**k you sticking gum up under the f**king seat for Mrs, Mathers, your son has been huffing ether Either that or the motherfucker's been puffing reefer But all this huffing and piffing wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't waht she thought Pee in a tea cup Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping What the f**k you keep on f**king with me for Slut, you need to leave me the f**k alone, I ain't playing Go find you a white crayon and color a f**king zebra My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium adn lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom Wait a miunte, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner You ate it yester day, I ain't hear no complaints did I Now here's a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make that retarded fucking face without even tastin it You better lick the fucking plate, you ain't wasting it Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again And I ain't giving in, you're gonna just sit there in one fucking place Spinnin again till next Thanksgivin And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K mart and they witnessed it Chile support, your father, he ai't slipped us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom My mom loved Valium Now all I am is a party animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish Wit me Valium spinach But my buzz only last about two miuntes But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my Valium Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, f**k that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happening a tragedy F**king passing it up, catchin me And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, mom Beautiful She killed the f**king dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a f**king aspirin and say that it has a headache Here, want a snack, you hungry, you f**king brat Look at that, it's a Xanaz, take it and take a nap Eat it, But I don't need it Well, f**k it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like argum I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and Heath Ledger bobblehead My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom My mom, I'm just like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my momma Sorry mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre 2010, hey this shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta here