So Bad

Yeah You feel that baby? Yeah I feel it too Damn You know I'm so glad we could spend this time together see I'm not as crazy as you though I was, am I? I'm the American dream I'm the definition of white trash ballin' I'm right back on 'em with the *rchick-rchick-chicka-chick* I can't call it, same shit different toilet Oh yeah, got a nice ass darling can't wait to get you into my benz take you for a spin whatchu mean we ain't fuckin? You take me for a friend? Lemme tell you the whole story of Shady's origin You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again Now, it all started with my father, I musta got my pimpin genes from him, the way he left my mama I'm a rollin stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama Keep my Entourage wit me, baby I make a promise there ain't nobody as bomb as me, I'm calm as the breeze I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms I'm a superstar, I'm ready for you Mama, Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas? So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had Cos you ain't never met nobody like me and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had Cos you ain't never met nobody like me and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again I'm equivelent to a shot of ?? First I kiss your navel, work my way down Baby you can lay down on the table but you may want to find something more stable i told you i ain't foolin from the gate, this ain't the first day of April But thank you for staying April Ima make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me from these phoney little fishy and sissy fake G's skip over the huggie bear and all the kissy face please initiate phase 3, missy now service me take another shot of yager, shake it so nervously take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby ohh you're doing that even better than your mom, lady i told you i'm shady, you didn't listen now did ya? relax, woman, you know that i'm only kiddin with ya got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped but i didn't hit ya i think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm just So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had Cos you ain't never met nobody like me and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had Cos you ain't never met nobody like me and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again *rchick-rchick*call me dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh so! *rchick-rchick*call me dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh so! *rchick-rchick* I can hold you in the morning but in the evening i gotta go!*rchick-rchick* cos i'm on to the next girl and the next girl i kinda like, oh oh oh I got you caught up in the rapture, Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya You never wanted someone so bad you're sweating, but if i'm what you wanted why'd you panic when I grabbed ya? girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopless romantic don't tryta fight the feelin of something that's so organic you can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it just drop them panties to the floor, lets get the cam cordin damn shortie, i told you this is bound to happen soon as you wrote your number on the napkin i was bound to work a number on your back and throw your spine out of allignment my love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup so stop at the store and pick a pint up lets get the pineapple schnapps goin noone will kock cos ima hang a sign up sayin don't disturb, shortie i'm so supurb i say the right things, don't i spit the dopest words?! So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had Cos you ain't never met nobody like me and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had Cos you ain't never met nobody like me and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again *rchick-rchick*call me dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh so! *rchick-rchick*call me dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh *rchick-rchick*dynamite, ohh ohh so! *rchick-rchick* I can hold you in the morning but in the evening i gotta go!*rchick-rchick* cos i'm on to the next girl and the next girl i kinda like, oh oh oh So bad I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you've ever had Cos you ain't never met nobody like me and you ain't gonna want to fuck nobody else again