I'm Back

Thats why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back Thats why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back Thats why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back Thats why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never Heard of a mind as perverted as mine, you better Get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? I'm waitin' for hell, like hell, shit, I'm anxious as hell Manson, you're safe in that cell, thankful is jail I used to be my mommy's little Angel at twelve At thirteen I was putting shells in the gage on the shelf I used to get punked and bullied on my block 'Till I cut a kitten's head off And stuck it in this kid's mailbox (Hey! mom! mom!) I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less What do I think of sucess? It sucks too much press And stress, too much zest, and breasts, too upset It's just, too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick, yes Grew up quick? No Was raised right? Whatever you say is wrong Whatever I say is right You think of my name now whenever you say "Hi" Became a commodity because I'm W H I T E 'Cause MTV was so friendly to me Can't wait 'till Kim sees me Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect? Read my lips bitch, what? My mouth isn't working? You read this finger? Oh, it's upside down Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back , I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back I take each individual degenerate, his head and reach into it Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe My name is Slim Shady I've been crazy way before radio didn't play me The sensational Back, it's the incredible With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible It's Ken Kaniff, on the internet Tryin' to lure your kids, with him, into bed It's a sick world we're livin' in these days Slim, for pete's sake, put down Christopher Reeve's legs Geez! you guys are so sensitive Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it Mind with no sense in it, fried, gets so frantic 'Cause eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented Doin' lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin' out All high and dosin' it And that's where I get my name from That's why they call me That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back I take seven kids from columbine and stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine A MAC-11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time 'Cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy as this world was Over this whole Y2K thing, and by the way N'Sync, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? Lip-sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings? That's why I tend to block out when I hear things 'Cause all these fans screamin' is making my ears ring So I just throw up the middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and come inside her And have a son and a new brother At the same time, and just say that it ain't mine What's my name? I am Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back, I'm back Guess who's back? Gue-gue-guess who's back? Hi mom Guess who's back? Gue-gue-guess who's back? D12 Dr Dre Slim Shady 2001 I'm blew out from this blunt Fuck